I am withdrawing my name from the 2008 Presidential Race. I hate flying, in buses, and work. It would be worse if I were elected.
And the field is too narrow!
What? They did not know I was running. Do not you ever read my articles?
Anyway, I stay in the race involved. I have decided to deliver important information about the candidate. The first thing that needs a candidate who is a slogan such as Ike's I will go to Korea!
I fought in Korea. I told myself"Bring us ammunition!"
Now, said Ike, but that was not its official slogan. His slogan was "I Like Ike!
I got that catchy slogans and other slogans: http://www.presidentsusa.net/campaignslogans.html
1840 William Henry Harrison: Tippecanoe and Tyler Too
That was a very good slogan was. I think John Edwards could use this kind of slogan: "I'm a runnin agin 'cuz I'm not through!"
1844 James K. Polk: 54-40 or fight
Hillary Clinton could use somethat sounds:
"Women over 40, let us fight, do it right!
1844 Henry Clay Who is James K. Polk?
Barack Obama could use the attack: "Who is Hillary Clinton?"
1860 Abraham Lincoln: Vote Yourself Farm
John McCain: "We need these wet-backs to farm!"
1884 Grover Cleveland: Blaine, Blaine, James G. Blaine, The Continental Liar from the State of Maine
John Edwards: "McCain, McCain, that guy from Arizona is a greatPain! "
1884 James Blaine: Ma, Ma, Where's my Pa, Gone to the White House, Ha, Ha, Ha
Rudy Giuliani: "Ma, Ma, 911 is what I saw, goin 'in the White House, Ha, Ha, Ha"
1916 Woodrow Wilson: He kept us out of the war
John Edwards: "Hillary voted for the war!"
1920 Warren G. Harding: Return to normalcy
Joe Biden: "Get Rid of Lunacy!"
1924 Calvin Coolidge: Keep cool with Coolidge
Coolidge was still alive when I was born, but I never met him. Well,I believe I have not met anyone else. Barack Obama: "Obama is hot, hot, hot!"
1928 Herbert Hoover: A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage
Hillary Clinton: "I'm not too hot, I talk a lot!"
Dwight Eisenhower, 1952: I Like Ike
Hillary Clinton: "I Like Me!"
Dwight Eisenhower, 1956: Peace and Prosperity
John McCain: "war is hell, but I'm just swell!"
1960 Richard Nixon: For the future
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I Must be aFuture? "
1964 Lyndon B. Johnson: The stakes are too high for you to stay at home
John Edwards: "We should pull investments and go home!"
1964 Barry Goldwater: In your heart knows that he have the right
Rudy Giuliani: George W presidency was a shock, but I still love him! "
1968 Richard Nixon: Nixon's the One
John Edwards, John Kerry, or John McCain: "I'm not done!"
1976 Gerald Ford: He makes us proud again
Barack Obama: "A black Muslimcan win! "
1976 Jimmy Carter: Not just peanuts
Hillary Clinton: "I got all the peanuts!"
1976 Jimmy Carter: A Leader, For a Change
Joe Biden: "Hilary is just too lame!"
1980 Ronald Reagan: Are you better off than four years ago?
John McCain: "In ten years we can say that the troops came home four years ago?
1984 Ronald Reagan: It's morning again in America
Rudy Giuliani: "There was sadnessAmerica! "
1984 Walter Mondale: America needs a change
John Edwards: "The Americans will not change!"
1988 George Bush: Kinder, Gentler Nation
Joe Biden: "America does not need a wimp like John Edwards!"
Think of 1992 Bill Clinton: Do not stop on tomorrow
Hillary Clinton: "I go out of town. What will Bill be tomorrow?"
1992 Bill Clinton: Putting People First
Hillary Clinton: "Not the man, Bill!"
1992 RossPerot: Ross for Boss
John Edwards: "Did I tell you, my father was a mill worker?"
1996 Bill Clinton: building a bridge to the 21st Century
Rudy Giuliani: "Building a Bridge to Italy!"
1996 Bob Dole: The Better Man for a Better America
Hillary Clinton: "I am the man for America!"
2000, Al Gore Prosperity and Progress / Prosperity for America's families
Al Gore: "My old slogan!"
2000 George W. Bush: Do not let childrenbehind
Barrack Obama: "I will not sit on my ass!"
2000 Ralph Nader: Government by and for the people ... not the monied interests
John McCain speaking: "Fewer, more action ... except for the wet-backs!"
2004 John Kerry: Let America America Again
John Kerry: "Oh, please, let me go back!"
2004 George W. Bush: Yes, America Can!
Joe Biden: "George W. Bush and Dick Cheney has given us in the can!"
Here are some of my slogans that the candidatesmay give a try:
"No income tax for people over 75!"
"I will double the social security payments to old people!"
"I'll cancel the Daily Show! "
"The government is $ 10,000.00 into a private account for each child born, so that they can millionaires, with no social security to retire all deposit!"
"I do, I gasoline from smog!"
"Dogs and cats will be allowed in public."
"It is good to shoot a curious or impoliteNext! "
"There is no law on fireworks!"
"The pump attendant again people for old people like them to do in New Jersey and Oregon!"
"Companies that pay for television commercials is a" Watching Fee "for each viewer!"
"Cable companies will not be allowed to run TV Guide ® or commercials on TV schedule page, the viewers will not see too brainless twits too!"
"Picking your nose in where the public is nota crime! "
"Smoking and drinking and carousing to be in private clubs in order and on the streets of Chicago, New York, Philadelphia and Los Angeles."
"Rapist will be operational by the conviction neutralized and released."
"Murderers have it surgically removed hands and feet and released."
"Blasphemers of her tongue surgically removed."
The last three slogans are for the use of Barack Obama.
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copyright © 2007John Taylor Jones, Ph.D.
